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Top 10 Things in Golf that Sound Dirty
10. Damn, I missed the hole again. 9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 6. Lift your...
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No Panties Golf Joke
The Swede’s wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any...
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The Golfing Nun
A nun walks into Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. ‘What troubles you, Sister?’ asked the Mother Superior. ‘I thought this was the day...
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Retirement at Last!
One day Terry decided to retire… He booked himself on a Mexican Riviera cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other...
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Testicle Therapy
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his...
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The Old Golfer’s Hand Job
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging...
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The Golfer’s Wife
An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have...
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The Overturned Golf Cart
One afternoon Howard accidentally overturned his golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a condo on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, what’s...
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Skipping Church
Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling...
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